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Ah yes, fantastic news for traditional cigarettes! Because nothing says "long-term growth" like doubling down on a product that's been a public health target for decades. Clearly, banning alternatives is the perfect setup for smokers to *definitely not quit entirely*. Time to back up the truck and load up—what could possibly go wrong?
The shameless software hustler just won’t quit, scooping up shares at bargain-bin prices to feed his ever-expanding ego. With paper losses nearing 30% on his $2 million BAT gamble, he’s still underwater by 22% even after squeezing out every last cent from the pathetic dividend payout. And, naturally, his family’s portfolio is sinking right alongside him. His daughter? Sure, she’s good at studying, but without a hint of critical thinking or compassion, she’s hardly cut out to be a cavity killer—though she seems primed to follow in his footsteps. The family legacy of smoke and mirrors lives on!
Forget the fact that the guru still has some tricks up his sleeve to prop up the share price. The lower it falls, the more he scoops up. It’s just sad to see those subscribers blindly following him.